foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

Why ‘The Mutt’? Maybe because I’m small? Small and cute and friendly?
Andrew Shaw on his nickname “The Mutt” (via psharp)
nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her