me: *at school*
friend: omg i stayed up so late last night
me: what time did you stay up till?
friend: 11 pm!
me: *looks into the camera like Jim from the Office*

reversingyourpolarity:

It’s October.
Pluto is a planet again.
Hockey is back.
Everything tastes like pumpkin.
Hoodies are a viable fashion choice once more.
*celebrates*


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

And he used it CORRECTLY

Damn hahaha

stability:

hot people are fun to look at

hotwinger:

Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like

image

heliolisk:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

this deserves 12 oscars and a potato